The ego on some people.

Walking around offering blessings.

I wouldn’t purport to tell God what to do.

Not that I believe in one.

But even though I don’t, I wouldn’t.

You’re directing traffic on an uncongested lane.

Making your boss work for you.

I didn’t sneeze.

Nor did I gift a favor in your time of need

Now your God is up and out of their chair.

Dusting off the suggestion box.

Annoyed.

Good luck getting into heaven pal.

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