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  • Screwed the Pooch

    Is my favorite idiom that people actually say out loud. Read more

  • Saint Patrick was Italian!

    We just finished running a Saint Patrick’s Day 5K and were walking back to the car from the finish line. Was it because we had on the green shamrock themed shirts the race provided? Was it because there was a parade scheduled shortly after the race? Did she think we were a parade of people? Read more

  • What Democrats needed was a total fucking monster.

    When the Supreme Court decided that U.S. presidents are immune from investigation, let alone prosecution, for all official acts, Joe Biden should have imprisoned them in Guantanamo Bay and jailed Donald Trump and friends (even those in the Senate) for their coup attempt. He would have been a complete monster. He would have spurred Congress Read more

  • seven days sailing with six strangers

    8 people, 1 Beneteau 48′ Oceanis sailboat. “Very Plush Looking” is how my father described the boat. I don’t disagree. These boats sell for half a million dollars used, they’re fancy. First time ever sleeping on a sailboat and it probably doesn’t get any better. So how was it? If you get motion sickness, you Read more

  • A Journal to EIS

    January 29th, 954pm: Flight was cancelled. Horrific accident at DCA where a commercial jet collided with a military Black Hawk helicopter. American Airlines tells me that no flights are leaving BWI and my flight to Miami is cancelled in the morning. Best they can do is a flight on February 2nd. I rebook through Philly. Read more

  • THE MACHINES ARE COMING: A FEAR AND LOATHING REPORT ON THE END OF HUMANITY

    By the time you finish reading this, some algorithm will have already filed you away into its grotesque digital cabinet, reducing your essence to a pile of data points—an acceptable loss in the coming slaughter of human individuality. And we let this happen. No, we begged for it. The rise of artificial intelligence is not Read more

  • Rational Humans

    Humans have an infinite ability to rationalize. This, by definition, is why humans are so terrifying. Most people think of rational behavior as a positive trait. It’s not, rationality is a tool that humans have to motivate a behavior or action that they have already determined to be the option best suited to their interests. Read more

  • The Return of Trump

    Tomorrow is January 20th, 2025. It is inauguration day. Donald J Trump’s big return to office. It’s also Martin Luther King Junior Day. I’ll be celebrating the latter and not the former. I’m assuming Trump will do his best to attempt to blur the two events. As if a hack businessman who shills for actual Read more

  • Not hard at all.

    One day you wake up a middle-aged dork and everything you do is soft. Somewhere along the way whatever edge you thought you had has obviously dulled. This is how I feel on day 18 of my dry January. For measure, I cut out sweets and fried food as well. I feel squishy. Tame. This Read more

  • The Watcher

    When dealing with all things people, it’s best to watch how people behave and not what they say. Charismatic people are great at swaying opinions or getting people motivated, but it doesn’t reflect on whether they have any follow through or even care about the things they discuss.  There are very inarticulate people who are Read more